Hair Loss Sympathizer Mugs

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Male Pattern Baldness

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"Lose the rug."

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'