At the Hair Club for Men's extreme-testing facility.
Hair Loss Warriors Mugs
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"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"
'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"
To do before Saturday...
'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'
"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."
"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."
"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"
"I'm here for the hair."
"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."
"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."
Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.
"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."
Valleyview diet clinic
House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.
'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'
Male Pattern Baldness
"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."
Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers
Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'
'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'
A diuretic! Are you sure about this?
New Hair Cloning Technology.
Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.
'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'
"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."
Shrink
"Ready to head back?"
'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'
Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.
'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'
The real reason salad aids weight loss
'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'
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