Hair Loss Commiserator Prints

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"I'm here for the hair."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Male Pattern Baldness

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"Wig or the wisp?"

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

Hair club for men.

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

"Lose the rug."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'