Hair Loss Awareness T-Shirts

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Wig or the wisp?"

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

'Perfect.'

Hair club for men.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

"Lose the rug."

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

"Hey, nice toupee."

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'

Male Mid-Life Myth.

Budget Toupees.

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'