Hearing Gifts

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Audiology!!

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I think you'll find that I'm a very good listener.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

Noise Abatement Society

Audio Books

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Science Applied to Art

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

The herd of hearing.

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

Patient is listening to the doctors conference about him.

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."