Hearing Improvement Gifts

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

People talking through a stethoscope.

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Guide dogs for the deaf

Deaf Musician

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

Old People Whisperer

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

Ear Doctor.

"Don't worry, with a hearing-aid, you'll be able to hear the farmer's whistles and shouts again..."

General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"