Ear Expert Prints

The herd of hearing.

"My husband is a very good listener."

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Tinnitus?"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

Trust Your Doctor

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Sorry, what was that?'

Flying Ear Specialist

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'Got it! Next time, Mr. Blake, use a cotton swab to get at the earwax.'

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

Dr. Cohencho: Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

'...time you had your ears syringed?'