'No, Miss Smith... I asked if you could roll your R's.'
Hearing Therapist Pillows
Add comfort and personality to their space with our cozy pillows, featuring designs that celebrate hearing therapists’ important work and bring a warm, humorous touch to any room.
'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'
'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
Dialogue
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."
"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."
With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.
"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."
Clown Cheering Up Patient.
"A haand gel...!?"
'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'
Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...
Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"
"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"
"Stop squawking. Use your words."
"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."
Dyslexic Cattle Ranch
Turn your head and laugh.
What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.
"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."
"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."
Monosyllabic Crisis Center
"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."
"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."
Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
Bernice Mountain Dog
Music Therapy
It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.
"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."
Hearing Therapist Pillows Collection
Hearing Therapist Mugs
Discover more humorous and heartfelt mugs perfect for hearing therapists—ideal for brightening their mornings and showcasing their vital profession.
Hearing Therapist Prints
Add some personality to their office with vibrant prints that celebrate the important work of hearing therapists—fun, inspiring, and professionally appealing.
Hearing Therapist T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty and stylish T-shirts designed for hearing therapists—wear their passion and humor wherever they go.