Self-helper Pillows

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Relationship Warning Lights

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'...Do you, Thomas, take Charleen as your wife, to love and cherish, for better of worse...use Rehab as may be needed...for as long as you both shall live?'

Politicians are from Uranus.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."