Self-helper Prints

"I googled my symptoms and downloaded the treatment to my tablet. All you have to do is follow this..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Relationship Warning Lights

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'