Self Pillows

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

Window Treatment

"You'll get over him."

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'Dear Diary, Well... I'm still looking for Mrs. Alright...'

Inner calm.

'My best and most beloved friend - thanks so much for coming!'

'I'm going through a very painful divorce.'

"Relax. I told you we still look great in our bathing suits."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Work/Life Balance

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Bad fake tan day.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Elfie Stick

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"