Self-service Pillows

DIY helpdesk.

Complaints department

Courteous Self-Service.

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

Bad fake tan day.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Bad hair day!

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Relationship Warning Lights

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Try thinking about something else."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles