Self-service Supporters Pillows

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Self-Checkout.

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

DIY Butchers

Self Service Island

'I envy your metabolism.'

'Physician heel thyself!'

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

Man having difficulty shaving

DIY helpdesk.

'You're problem is - you're a yes man.'

Complaints department

"I want you to know that the fact that you're my favorite therapist has nothing to do with the great ice cream stand you have in your office."

At The Skinny Customer Restaurant

I'm a fraug

'You'd better go on a diet Bill: You don't look like a stick anymore...'

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

"They say if you make a face, it will stay that way. Unfortunately that doesn't apply when sucking in your gut."

Honk If You *Heart* Yourself.

'I'm not fat I'm gravitationally challenged.'

Courteous Self-Service.

"Find my items... scan my items... pay for my items... bag my items..."

Bar Bar

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

My thighs touch because they in love