Self-checkout Supporter Pillows

Self-Checkout.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

DIY Butchers

'Physician heel thyself!'

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

"I'm so uptight!"

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

Self Checkout

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Man having difficulty shaving

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

Complaints department

'You're problem is - you're a yes man.'

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

I'm a fraug

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"You say no one pays attention to you. Why do you think that... oh, wait, I need to take this."

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

Honk If You *Heart* Yourself.

'I'm not fat I'm gravitationally challenged.'

"Find my items... scan my items... pay for my items... bag my items..."

Bar Bar

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"