Self-checkout Supporter Pillows

Self-Checkout.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

DIY Butchers

'Physician heel thyself!'

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

Self Checkout

"Holding her purse? First time?"

Man having difficulty shaving

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

Complaints department

'You're problem is - you're a yes man.'

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

I'm a fraug

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"You say no one pays attention to you. Why do you think that... oh, wait, I need to take this."

Honk If You *Heart* Yourself.

"Find my items... scan my items... pay for my items... bag my items..."

Bar Bar

'I'm not fat I'm gravitationally challenged.'

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"

'The anti-depressant's working. I feel anti-depressed.'