Self-checkout Specialist Pillows

"I'm so proud! I successfully navigated the self-checkout lane with all these fruits and vegetables."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Self-Checkout.

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

DIY Butchers

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

Have a nice day - This Means You.

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

DIY helpdesk.

"Yo! Check it out"

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

Hell for cashiers.

Complaints department

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Courteous Self-Service.

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

The Checkout Girl

Self Check-out

Heaven Self-Checkout

"Please scan you items..."

'This is ridiculous You should open another register,'

'Margie, that rude guy who's always on his cell phone is coming through my line again!'

Self Checkout

Man unable to find checkout as signs say: 'Eight items or less','Cash only' and 'I'll think of something'.

'You're right, dear, these self check out lanes really are fast, especially if you don't scan anything.'