"I'm so proud! I successfully navigated the self-checkout lane with all these fruits and vegetables."
Self-checkout Specialist T-Shirts
Celebrate their checkout skills with fun and witty t-shirts that showcase their expertise. Perfect for casual wear and a guaranteed conversation starter around the register.
"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"
'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'
Self-Checkout.
DIY Butchers
"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"
"Unexpected item in bagging area."
"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"
Have a nice day - This Means You.
"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."
DIY helpdesk.
Not in the mood for human interaction line
"Yo! Check it out"
"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"
"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."
Hell for cashiers.
'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).
Complaints department
'Unexpected item in bagging area.'
Courteous Self-Service.
'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'
"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."
Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'
"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"
'I can never find the barcode on these things.'
The Checkout Girl
Big Huge Market. Featuring 38 Checkout Lanes and 2 Cashiers.
I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper. What's that? It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves. I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything. They say if you love your work, you never "work" a day in your life. HOJ. To each his own, I guess. I love everything about shopping. From the seductive "open" sign, to the supple checkout lines.
Self Check-out
Heaven Self-Checkout
Self Checkout
'Margie, that rude guy who's always on his cell phone is coming through my line again!'
"Please scan you items..."
'This is ridiculous You should open another register,'
Man unable to find checkout as signs say: 'Eight items or less','Cash only' and 'I'll think of something'.
Self-checkout Specialist T-Shirts Collection
Self-checkout Specialist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to self-checkout specialists—perfect for their daily coffee and a cheerful nod to their skill.
Self-checkout Specialist Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate being a self-checkout superstar—fun, cozy, and perfect for their space.
Self-checkout Specialist Prints
Decorate with eye-catching prints that honor the self-checkout specialist—adding personality and humor to any room.