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"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

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'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"You spoil that boy."

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"Goodbye cruel world."

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'That's much better.'