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Self Check-out

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Self-Checkout.

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

DIY Butchers

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

10 items or less

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Yo! Check it out"

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

Complaints department

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Shopping Cart Races

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

10 Items or Less or Else.

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Need any help with packing?'

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Price check on (barcode)!