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Self Check-out

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Self-Checkout.

DIY Butchers

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

10 items or less

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Yo! Check it out"

Not in the mood for human interaction line

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

Complaints department

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

10 Items or Less or Else.

Shopping Cart Races

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Need any help with packing?'

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"

Price check on (barcode)!