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"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Self-Checkout.

'I've got it written down...'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"I'm off to the sales!"

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Well, look who's here.

"Your shopping carts really should be getting mileage. This one is costing me about $30 per aisle!"

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'