Self-checkout Funster Gifts

Self Checkout

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Self-Checkout.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"Goodbye cruel world."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"You spoil that boy."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'That's much better.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."