Self-checkout Enthusiast Gifts

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Heaven Self-Checkout

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Self-Checkout.

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

DIY Butchers

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

The Joy of Cheques

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

Hell for cashiers.

'Which eight do you want?'

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Complaints department

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."

"Find my items... scan my items... pay for my items... bag my items..."

Bar Bar

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"

'Sorry, there are more than eight frozen peas in here.'

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."