Self-checkout Survivor Gifts

Searching for a fun gift for the self-checkout survivor? Our collection features witty, creative items that honor their patience and persistence at the automated lanes. Perfect for anyone who navigates those machines with humor and tenacity.

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"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..." mockup

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

from $19.00

"Please scan you items..."

from $19.00

Mother threatening to gag her baby. mockup

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

from $19.00

Smart card.

from $19.00

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?" mockup

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

from $19.00

Self-Checkout.

from $19.00

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!' mockup

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

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On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened? mockup

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

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DIY Butchers

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"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!" mockup

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

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Shopping Torture

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'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.' mockup

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

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"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse." mockup

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

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Man is attacked by barcodes.

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"Unexpected item in bagging area." mockup

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

from $19.00

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim. mockup

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

from $19.00

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Not in the mood for human interaction line mockup

Not in the mood for human interaction line

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'They didn't fit when you got them home? Maybe your contents settled during shipping?'

'They didn't fit when you got them home? Maybe your contents settled during shipping?' mockup

'They didn't fit when you got them home? Maybe your contents settled during shipping?'

from $19.00

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?' mockup

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

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"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!" mockup

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

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Hell for cashiers.

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Complaints department

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'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

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Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for. mockup

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.

from $19.00

'Do these pants make me look fat?' mockup

'Do these pants make me look fat?'

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"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service." mockup

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

from $19.00

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes. mockup

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

from $19.00

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!'

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!' mockup

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!'

from $19.00

Brian felt sure he had been wearing trousers when he had first visited the men's outfitters!

Brian felt sure he had been wearing trousers when he had first visited the men's outfitters! mockup

Brian felt sure he had been wearing trousers when he had first visited the men's outfitters!

from $19.00

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less' mockup

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

from $19.00

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?" mockup

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"

from $19.00

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less. mockup

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

from $19.00

Shopping nightmare

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"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"

"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"

from $19.00

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit."

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit." mockup

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit."

from $19.00

Self-checkout Survivor Gifts Collection

Self-checkout Survivor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the self-checkout survivor and keep humor brewing during their coffee breaks.

Self-checkout Survivor Pillows

Find cozy pillows that bring humor and comfort to the lives of self-checkout survivors.

Self-checkout Survivor Prints

Browse our art prints capturing the spirit of retail resilience, perfect for self-checkout champions.

Self-checkout Survivor T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts for the self-checkout survivor, letting them wear their retail resilience with pride.