Self-checkout Enthusiast Pillows

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Heaven Self-Checkout

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

Self-Checkout.

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

DIY Butchers

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

The Joy of Cheques

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'Which eight do you want?'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

Complaints department

Hell for cashiers.

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."

"Find my items... scan my items... pay for my items... bag my items..."

Bar Bar

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"

'Sorry, there are more than eight frozen peas in here.'

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

"Would you like me to help you pack, or throw your shopping towards you at such a speed, you experience both stress and annoyance?"