Self-checkout Survivalists Pillows

Supermarket self-service checkout stress.

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Self-Checkout.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

Till malfunction

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

Not in the mood for human interaction line

'We both know that you didn't catch that in the wild, sweety. Now put the fish in the cart, and go grab us some of that really soft toilet paper.'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

Supermarket trolley crash

Mobile Prison

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"

"Wish me luck, I'm off to the shops to join the socially distanced queues..."

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

"I'm so proud! I successfully navigated the self-checkout lane with all these fruits and vegetables."

"Hunger and thirst were bad. . . some people around me collapsed. . . and by the time I got home the kids were grown up and my wife had long since remarried. . . well, Ed. . . that was one hell of a long cash desk queue!"

Big Huge Market. Featuring 38 Checkout Lanes and 2 Cashiers.

Self Check-out

Batteries Not Included.

Heaven Self-Checkout

'May day! May day! We have a disgruntled husband at the information desk!'

Oh, I never use a shopping cart. I feel silly pushing one around.

"Please scan you items..."

"I hate Christmas shopping."