Self-service Supporters Gifts

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

Self-Checkout.

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

DIY Butchers

Self Service Island

'I envy your metabolism.'

'Physician heel thyself!'

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

"I'm so uptight!"

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

Man having difficulty shaving

DIY helpdesk.

At The Skinny Customer Restaurant

"I want you to know that the fact that you're my favorite therapist has nothing to do with the great ice cream stand you have in your office."

National Fat Man Thong Competition

Complaints department

'You're problem is - you're a yes man.'

I'm a fraug

'You'd better go on a diet Bill: You don't look like a stick anymore...'

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

"Opening a restaurant, eh? What kind?" "Self-service."

My thighs touch because they in love

Supermarkets

Honk If You *Heart* Yourself.

Bar Bar

"Find my items... scan my items... pay for my items... bag my items..."

"They say if you make a face, it will stay that way. Unfortunately that doesn't apply when sucking in your gut."