Self-care Supporter Pillows

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'

'Physician heel thyself!'

'I remember when I used to keep a ten pound note in my cleavage for emergencies. Now I keep my wallet, my mobile phone, a first aid kit and a complete change of underwear!'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Could you explain split ends to me?"

Avoid the forehead. It's all botox.

"Does this loincloth make me look skinny?"

Man having difficulty shaving

Honk If You *Heart* Yourself.

'The anti-depressant's working. I feel anti-depressed.'

'You're problem is - you're a yes man.'

Woman and scale

"I'm so uptight!"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Spa

Bad fake tan day.

Surfing the daily stress

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.