Self-service Savant Pillows

Add a touch of motivational comfort with pillows that inspire their continuous quest for innovation and self-sufficiency.

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"Do-it-yourself checkout, and still the prices keep going up."

"Do-it-yourself checkout, and still the prices keep going up." mockup

"Do-it-yourself checkout, and still the prices keep going up."

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'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.' mockup

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

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'Okay, okay, be patient!'

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Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective. mockup

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

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"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?" mockup

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

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Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever. mockup

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

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"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband." mockup

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

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"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?" mockup

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

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'Sell South Africa!'

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"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual." mockup

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

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'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!' mockup

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

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"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes." mockup

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

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Complete Makeover

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The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated. mockup

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

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"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them." mockup

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

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Piggy Bank ATM

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DIY Butchers

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'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

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Self Service Island

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"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not." mockup

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

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"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?" mockup

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

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"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said." mockup

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

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'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.' mockup

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

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"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!" mockup

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

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'Our customer service was lousy, but from now on, we'll give the personal touch. Let's write to 'Hey lassies and dudes, what's up?'

'Our customer service was lousy, but from now on, we'll give the personal touch. Let's write to 'Hey lassies and dudes, what's up?' mockup

'Our customer service was lousy, but from now on, we'll give the personal touch. Let's write to 'Hey lassies and dudes, what's up?'

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"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?" mockup

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

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Nethead strip: Sale.com

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'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?' mockup

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

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'Setting a low bar helps us to consistently exceed our expectations.'

'Setting a low bar helps us to consistently exceed our expectations.' mockup

'Setting a low bar helps us to consistently exceed our expectations.'

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"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness." mockup

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

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Bob begins every day with Tie Chi mockup

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

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Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment mockup

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

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'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.' mockup

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

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Self-service Savant Pillows Collection

Self-service Savant Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for self-service savants – perfect for every DIY enthusiast’s morning routine.

Self-service Savant Prints

Browse inspiring prints that showcase the ingenuity and self-sufficient spirit of every creative DIYer.

Self-service Savant T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that celebrate independence and creativity, ideal for any self-service savant’s wardrobe.