Self-service Experiences Pillows

At The Skinny Customer Restaurant

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Complete Makeover

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

DIY Butchers

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

Self Service Island

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Awkward customers.

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

"Have you ever thought of your needs first?"

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

"You seem to be taking personal responsibility for everything except your bill."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

DIY helpdesk.

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Worry Farm