Self-service Tech Pillows

Self Service Island

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

Gadget geek.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

If Disney was a software company

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Terry had a computer bug.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

High speed cinder block

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

Battery Lighthouse