Tech Assistance Pillows

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Gadget geek.

Geek fairies

Torn-Off Mouse.

Second lifeReal life.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Terry had a computer bug.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home