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"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gadget geek.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Geek fairies

Second lifeReal life.

If Disney was a software company

Torn-Off Mouse.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"