At The Skinny Customer Restaurant
Self-service Experiences Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about self-service experiences? Discover humorous and clever items that highlight independence, self-reliance, and the joy of handling things solo. Perfect for those who take pride in doing it themselves! Whether it’s for a do-it-yourself enthusiast or someone who appreciates the art of self-sufficiency, these products bring a smile and a dash of wit to their space.
"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."
'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'
'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'
INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.
"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"
"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."
"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."
"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"
Complete Makeover
DIY Butchers
Man looking down long telescope at himself.
"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."
"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"
Self Service Island
'I want to be yummy mummified.'
"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"
Awkward customers.
'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'
'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''
"You seem to be taking personal responsibility for everything except your bill."
I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.
"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."
"Have you ever thought of your needs first?"
"Unexpected item in bagging area."
"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."
Bob begins every day with Tie Chi
"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."
"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."
'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'
Express Checkout: One Basket Only.
"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"
DIY helpdesk.
Not in the mood for human interaction line
Worry Farm
Self-service Experiences Gifts Collection
Self-service Experiences Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for self-service enthusiasts. Find the perfect witty or humorous mug to match their independent spirit.
Self-service Experiences Pillows
Check out our pillows celebrating independence and self-service. A fun addition to any space that reflects a love for doing things solo.
Self-service Experiences Prints
Discover wall art and prints that highlight the pride of self-sufficiency with humor and clever designs. Perfect for decorating their personal space.
Self-service Experiences T-Shirts
Browse our self-service themed t-shirts featuring clever slogans and fun designs. Ideal for those who love self-reliance and doing things their own way.