Reconnectors Pillows

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Networking

My Dream Valentine

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps!

Coronovirus dreams

A man and a woman click together.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

'You say you have people skills yet you have only two Facebook friends. I find that troubling.'

"I just invented the blog!"

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

"God, it feels so good to be able to hug you again."

Technology and human relations

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”

Class Reunion.

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

Social Networking or Death

I've experienced lot of emotions spending so much time at home. Of course there's been loads of anxiety that comes with uncertainty. I've also felt happiness having the time to reconnect with old friends via phone and email. And there's constantly ups and downs as I see mostly the best, but also the worst, in people. It's strange that being stuck in one place takes you on a long journey.

'I retired from politics to spend more time with my family, and they didn't RECOGNIZE me.'

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

"SARS...mad cow...monkeypox...they've brought us all closer together."

Connections

I'm good with faces, but terrible with names.

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

Covid safe weddings

Fish Friendships.