Reconnectors Pillows

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Networking

My Dream Valentine

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Coronovirus dreams

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

A man and a woman click together.

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

'You say you have people skills yet you have only two Facebook friends. I find that troubling.'

"I just invented the blog!"

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”

Technology and human relations

Class Reunion.

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

'I retired from politics to spend more time with my family, and they didn't RECOGNIZE me.'

Connections

"SARS...mad cow...monkeypox...they've brought us all closer together."

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

Fish Friendships.

"Try...following me....on....'Linked-out'!!!"