Quirky Connection Fan Gifts

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Old-fashioned computer

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Jasper's Limo Service.

"He's at that awkward age."

Crazy paving company.

Tapped Tree

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Pirate trying on parrots.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Showbiz

Time For This Odd House

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

"Guess what I say today!!"

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"Sometimes I'll open a random safe deposit box and fart in it."

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

Automated back scratcher.

Monk's Muffler Shoppe.

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge