Quirky Diagram Fan Gifts

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"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

What do you think of the application so far?

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"You get one every time you order something online."

"He's at that awkward age."

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

Crazy paving company.

Tapped Tree

A Protractor.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Freak Accident Specialist

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Time For This Odd House

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

"Guess what I say today!!"

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

"Sometimes I'll open a random safe deposit box and fart in it."

'The carnival has a company car.'

All-terrain vegetables.

Armstrong, I'm not qualified to give you dating advice. When it comes to that stuff, I'm the WORST. Why not ask Randy? Because Randy's advice is as good as it gets. There's nothing to improve on, so it's a bad investment. But if someone gives me glaringly bad advice, I can easily spot the errors, correct them, and compile it all into a best-selling advice book. Dating tip #1: Dating is not an investment. Beautiful. Keep 'em coming.

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

Monk's Muffler Shoppe.

I've fallen in love with your voice, but unfortunately, things can probably never work out between us. I'm a cartoon, and you're recording.

Good news. Fins are back in.