Quirky Diagram Fan Prints

Showbiz

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

What do you think of the application so far?

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

Tapped Tree

Crazy paving company.

A Protractor.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Time For This Odd House

"Guess what I say today!!"

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

'The carnival has a company car.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

"Sometimes I'll open a random safe deposit box and fart in it."

All-terrain vegetables.

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

Monk's Muffler Shoppe.

Christmas Tree

Good news. Fins are back in.