Quirky Connection Fan Prints

I've fallen in love with your voice, but unfortunately, things can probably never work out between us. I'm a cartoon, and you're recording.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Old-fashioned computer

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Jasper's Limo Service.

"He's at that awkward age."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Crazy paving company.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Tapped Tree

Pirate trying on parrots.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Freak Accident Specialist

Showbiz

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Time For This Odd House

"Guess what I say today!!"

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

Small Ads. For Sale :- Solid Pine Table and Chairs.

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

"Sometimes I'll open a random safe deposit box and fart in it."

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

Automated back scratcher.

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge