Quirky Behavior Fan Gifts

"Sometimes I'll open a random safe deposit box and fart in it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

The water desk

Old-fashioned computer

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Echo in the hippo.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"You get one every time you order something online."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'Excellent Darling, you've cleaned up this bone really well!'

Some dogs just love the sound of their own bark, don't they?

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

'What the hell

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

"Hey everybody! Larry's stuck!"