Quirky Button Fan Gifts

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"He's at that awkward age."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Crazy paving company.

'A Dust Cow'.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Sugar Machine

Pirate trying on parrots.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Freak Accident Specialist

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"She has to find just the right spot."

Tea Cup Ride

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

Time For This Odd House

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

"Guess what I say today!!"

101 uses of a dead cat: stool