Quirky Gadget Fan Gifts

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

Solar powered sunbed.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"She has to find just the right spot."

Silhouettes

'I give it three, maybe four innings before the other team complains and we get a call from the commissioner.'

Miracle Diet Fork

"When did the flies around here start getting tiny little airbags?"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

"He's at that awkward age."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Tapped Tree

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

The Booger.

Origin of the 'spork'

Jazz Bagpipes

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Sugar Machine

Pirate trying on parrots.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'