Quirky Gadget Fans Gifts

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Car navigation

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Mice 25¢

"He's at that awkward age."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Jazz Bagpipes

A Protractor.

Sugar Machine

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

"I trust this will be on one check."

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

"She has to find just the right spot."

Tequila Mocking Bird

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.

Family living in an allevator

Time For This Odd House

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

Snow Shaker.

Silhouettes

"When did the flies around here start getting tiny little airbags?"

Ringing horn