Quirky Concept Fan Gifts

Tapped Tree

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Open House of Horrors

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

'Driving without a flag?'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Beachy Hair

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

Crazy paving company.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Jazz Bagpipes

'A Dust Cow'.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Sugar Machine