Quirky Concept Fan Gifts

Tapped Tree

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Beachy Hair

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

The Booger.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Crazy paving company.

'A Dust Cow'.

Jazz Bagpipes

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'