Quirky Behavior Fan Pillows

"Sometimes I'll open a random safe deposit box and fart in it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

The water desk

Old-fashioned computer

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Echo in the hippo.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Excellent Darling, you've cleaned up this bone really well!'

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'What the hell

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

Litterature

"Hey everybody! Larry's stuck!"