Quirky Treatment Fan Pillows

'I sure hope business picks up soon.'

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"He's at that awkward age."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Crazy paving company.

The Booger.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'A Dust Cow'.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

Pirate trying on parrots.