Quirky Treatment Fan T-Shirts

'I sure hope business picks up soon.'

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The water desk

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"He's at that awkward age."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Crazy paving company.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Sewing Machines in Surgery