Quirky Connection Mugs

'Funny how I always get on well with weirdos . . . Dunno why!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Giraffe Selfie

Penguin Remote

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Niche Extracurriculars

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Pole Vaulting Club

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Microscope slide

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Just between you and me, clowns creep me out, too."

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

Symbiotic Connections

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

The New Baby