Quirky Encounters Prints

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Love is Love

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"No-one nit picks like you..."

"What they hell are we looking at."

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'I know you're a deadly sin and everything, but I don't know...I still like hanging around with you anyway.'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Ask Sadie. I'm anxious to have a companion. When will this happen? -Ron from Chicago. *Actual reader questions. Ron, what a coincidence. I am also looking for a companion. Do you give foot rubs, clean the house, do what you're told and keep your frisky hands to yourself?! Your search is over, sweetie bear. Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

Young girl asking a boy what he owns before they can be married

Computamatch.

'Maybe she has allergies.'

Woman Dancing.

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

White Cat Dancing

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."