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Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Things are looking up!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Disco Dancing

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'