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Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

All dressed up and no place to go

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Things are looking up!"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Disco Dancing

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.