Public Engagements Pillows

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Arizona In Black

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Elections

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

US election postal vote controversy

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Proposal

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Honest Voting Stickers

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Impotent Democracy