Public Engagements Pillows

'Don't you even think about proposing until we're on the Jumbotron.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

An informed voter is a good voter

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Unanimous voting.

Arizona In Black

Elections

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

US election postal vote controversy

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Honest Voting Stickers

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Proposal

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."